Mr. John… Yeah right, Mr. John my ass

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DEAR FRIEND,

URGENT REPLY IS NEEDED PLEASE,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL
AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINAFASO.I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT ON THIS BUSINESS.

AT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$10)
MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITH IN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE NOVEMBER, 2000.

I DON’T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN
ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS AND THE TEXT OF APPLICAION FORM ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 40% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

YOU CAN CONTACT ME VIA THIS MAIL…

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MR JOHN.

Αν εσύ είσαι ο Mr.John από το Ouagadougou Burkinafaso εγώ είμαι ο άντρας της Sienna Miller και ποστάρω από τη βίλα μου στο garage της οποίας είναι αραγμένη η Aston Martin μου. Ρε δε κόβουμε τις μαλακίες λέω εγώ…

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6 responses to “Mr. John… Yeah right, Mr. John my ass

  1. επ’ευκαιρίας…δεν της ζητας της γυναικούλας σου το τηλεφωνο του ex??? hey Jude…κοιτα! Απο Ελληνα την πάτησες…ωστε ετσι Anesti, μπράβοοοοο!!!!

  2. $MaYaMaYa: Θα δω τι μπορώ να κάνω για σένα… 😉

  3. ti na peis….
    data bases eipame e?……………
    :S

  4. $MaYaMaYa: Μόλις είδα το Serendipity στο MEGA… 😉

    $bereniki: Τι να πω κι εγώ…

  5. μια απο τις αγαπημένες μου, αν ειχα χρονο θα εγραφα κατι αλλα…τι να κανω…θα στερηθειτε τον υπεροχο και μοναδικο τροπο που αποτυπώνω τις σκέψεις μου και θα με ανέχεστε στα δικά σας blog… 😉

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